But My Little Voice TOLD Me To Do It!
But my little voice TOLD me to do it!
My Mom always told me that sex was a dirty, ugly, horrible thing that I was only to do with someone I loved.
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people
hose who do the work and those who take the credit....
Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
My teacher told me that today was the first day of the rest of my life.
That explains why I didn't do yesterday's homework. -- Lorne Ellio...
I would gladly raise my voice in praise of women, only they won't let me raise my voice.
Q: What do you call an Irish pervert? A: An Irishman who prefers sex to whiskey.
-- As told to me by my favorite Irish prie...
My grandfather told me that there are no free rides in this world.
This is why I do not take federal grants of funding for Westside Preparatory School....
Marge: I know Bart can be a handful, but I also know what he's like inside.
He's got a spark. It's not a bad thing. ... Of course, it makes him &l...
For the tenth time, dull Daphnis, said Chloe, You have told me my bosom is snowy
You've made much fine verse on each part of my person, Now DO something...