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• Bender, I don't care whether you have money. I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator.
  -Countess de la Roca...
• Wait a second, aren't you a member of the yacht club?
  Bender "My God, you're right. I'm a class 3 yacht." -Countess de la Roca...
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Old robot: What are ye doing? Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
  Old robot: Ye think me be he? Bender: Si. Old robot: Nee. I mean, no....
• Take hope from the heart of man, and you make him a beast of prey.
  -- Ouida (Marie Louise de la Ramee)...
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• Gypsy robot: You want to die? Bender: No, I wanna live!
  There's still too many things I don't own....