You Know, Callahan's Is A Peaceable Bar, But If You Ask That Dog What His Favorite Formatter Is, And He Says "roff!
You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if
you ask that dog what his favorite formatter is,
and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...
I know what you're thinking -- `Did he fire six shots or only five?
' Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement, I kind of lost track myself....
A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and antennae coming out of his head.
He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?...
A guy returns from a long trip to Europe, having left his beloved dog in his brother's care.
The minute he's cleared customs, he calls up his brother and inquires after his pet....
Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?...
Asking me, asking me: do you know what love is? Sure, I know. A boy loves his dog.
Wiggum: License please? [Troy hands his license] Says here you need corrective lenses.
Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses?...
Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....
What a dog I got! His favorite bone is my LEG!