This Sad Little Lizard Told Me That He Was A Brontosaurus On His Mother's Side.

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This sad little lizard told me that he was a brontosaurus on his
mother's side. I did not laugh; people who boast of ancestry
often have little else to sustain them. Humoring them costs nothing and
adds happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.
-- Lazarus Long