The Woman Hurried Home From Her Doctor's Appointment, Devastated By The Medical Report She Had Just Received.

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The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the
medical report she had just received. When her husband came in from work,
she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to
live. So I've decided I want to go to bed and make passionate love to you
throughout the night. How does that sound, dearest?"
"Hey, that's fine for *you*," replied the husband. "You don't have
to get up in the morning!"