The, Uh, Snowy Mountains Are Like Really Cold, Eh? And The, Um, Plains Stretch Out Like My Moms Girdle, Eh?

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The, uh, snowy mountains are like really cold, eh?
And the, um, plains stretch out like my moms girdle, eh?
There's lotsa beers and doughnuts for everyone, eh?
So the last one to be peaceful and everything is a big idiot,
So shut yer face up and dry yer mucklucks by the fire, eh?
And dream about girls with their high beams on, eh?
They may be cold, but that's okay! Beer's better that way!
-- A, like, Tribute to the Great White North, eh?