The Five Rules Of Socialism: 1. Don't Think. 2. If You Do Think, Don't Speak.

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The five rules of Socialism:

1. Don't think.
2. If you do think, don't speak.
3. If you think and speak, don't write.
4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign.
5. If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised.

-- being told in Poland, 1987