Q: Why Should Blondes Not Be Given Coffee Breaks? A
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A: All the blondes have gone home!
Q: How do you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A...
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
Q: What do you call poisoned coffee? A: Grounds for divorce.
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: I think I'm drunk.
Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde? A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk!...