Q: Why Don't Blondes Eat Pickles? A: Because They Get Their Head Stuck In The Jars.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in her shoulder pads.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A...
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
Why do easy-going girls wear knickers? To keep their ankles warm.
Q: Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens? A: To keep your hands warm when your pushing them.
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?