Q: What Does A Blonde Do First Theing In The Morning?
Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home.
Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A: To keep her neck warm.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A: Tell her a joke on Friday.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A...
How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
Why did the blonde have a bruised navel? Her boyfriend's blonde, too.
What do you see when looking into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head.