Q: What Do You Call 15 Blondes In A Circle? A: A Dope Ring.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years".
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.
Picard: "I don't trust you, Q. Why should I expect Amanda to?
Q: "Well, she'd better, because I'm all she's got....