Q: What Do A Blonde And Your Computer Have In Common?

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Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until
they go down on you.

Q: What's the advantage to being married to a blonde?
A: You can park in the handicapped zone.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years".