Q: What Do A Blonde And Your Computer Have In Common?
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until
they go down on you.
Q: What's the advantage to being married to a blonde?
A: You can park in the handicapped zone.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years".
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A...
Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
"You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
Picard: "Q, what is it you really want?" Q: "Well since you know so much about the Q, I thought you'd be the perfect person to introduce me to the child.
Let her know that she can...trust me." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...
How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.