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O! If I Were A Fish I'd Lay Hap'ly On My Dish. Yes, That's My One And Only Wish -- To Be A Fish!
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O! If I were a fish
I'd lay hap'ly on my dish.
Yes, that's my one and only wish --
To be a fish!
For fish don't ever mish;
They needn't flush after they pish!
Yes, and life's just swish, swish, swish,
For all the fish!!!
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Black shiny mollies and bright colored guppies, Shy little angels as gentle as puppies, Swimming and diving with scarcely a swish, They were just some of my tropical fish.
Then I got mantas that sting in the water, Deadly piranhas that itch for a slaughter, Savage male betas that bite with a squish, Now I have many less tropical fish....
I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
-- Homer realizes he's not dead after all, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish
and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?...
Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish
and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?...
Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
Sometimes I eat fish just for the halibut ...