Naches (rhymes With Bach' Us, With "Bach" Pronounced Like The Composer) Is What Every Jewish Parent Wants From Their Children, Lots Of Good Returns, Good Grades, Good Spouse, Good Grandchildren.

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Naches (rhymes with Bach' us, with "Bach" pronounced like the composer)
is what every Jewish parent wants from their children, lots of good
returns, good grades, good spouse, good grandchildren.

So, now that you all understand naches, the joke:

Two Jewish women are sitting having coffee.
"So, how's your daughter?"
"Oh, Rachel! She's fine, she just married a dentist!"
"Really? Isn't she the one that married the lawyer?"
"Yes, that's my Rachel."
"That's... that's nice. But isn't she the same one that married
the doctor?"
"Yes, that's her!"
"But didn't she marry a bank executive before that?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Ahhh. So much naches from one child!"