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• If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead stuff. -- Dave Enyea
• See what happens when you don't eat your broccoli!
• What happens to your fist when you open your hand? -- Zen Buddhism
• Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
  "What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
• Windoze: n. What happens when your GUI goes to sleep
• Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you.
• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
• A diagnosis is what happens when the doctor tries to determine the condition of your pocketbook before he makes the determination of how sick to make you.
• Reality is when it happens to you.