Major Premise: Sixty Men Can Do Sixty Times As Much Work As One Man.
Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man.
A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds.
Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.
Do you realize how many holes there would be if people
would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds....
LOGIC, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
The basic of logic is the syllogism, consisting of a major and a minor premise and a conclusion -- thu...
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb? Sixty-nine.
How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....