If You Marry A Man Who Cheats On His Wife, You'll Be Married To A Man Who Cheats On His Wife.
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll
be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
-- Ann Landers
Every politician we have, liberal or conservative, who gets caught drinking or chasing women is thrown out of office.
It's backwards. It's more dangerous to have a clean-living President with his finger on the button....
Who purposely cheats his friend, would cheat his God. -- Lavate
A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone
The man who thinks he is smarter than his wife is married to a very smart woman.
The way to a man's heart is through his wife's belly, and don't you forget it.
-- Edward Albee, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?...
Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
COWARD -- A man who wakes up with his nose in his wife's armpit and is afraid to open his eyes.
Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....