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• If whales are so damned clever why do they keep swimming near Japan?
• How come you are so good at finding excuses?
• It is a good idea, particularly when you are doing the eyes, to get the sitter to look at you.
  In this way the portrait will look in every direction and at everyone who looks at it....
• Save The Whales - they make good leftovers!
• Remember way back when it didn't do any good to try to look up those kids of words in the dictionary?
• Perhaps it is your head that is swimming.
• Skinner: Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different.
  Test scores are at an all-time low, so I've come up with these academic alerts....
• Smithers: How could you do this to me, Mr. Burns? After all I've done for you.
  Why, if you were here, I'd kick you right in your boney old behind!...
• If hard work is so good for you, how come the rich don't keep it all for themselves?
  -- Jamaican saying...