I'd Like To Meet The Guy Who Invented Beer And See What He's Working On Now.
I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.
-- Sid Caesa...
You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair.
By the time someone says "I'd like you to meet Cecil," we shout, "You're late again with the child support!...
Much as I'd like to meet a guy who's a male ten," mused the girl, "I'd settle for one who's got a nine.
I joined a health club. I was watching these jerks work out.
This guy is working out with weights, and he's got a T-shirt on that says, "No Pain, No Gain....
I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#5) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 5: Where do you want to go today?(tm) A....