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• I wish you were a beer.
• I am here. Wish you were fine!
• Scott: "What in blazes is *this*?!" Waiter: "Didn't you order scotch?
  Scott: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were born....
• I wish there were no such thing as taglines.
• I wish I was a fishy, I wish I was a bass, I'd climb up all the rocks and trees and slide down on my hands and knees.
• The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.
• I wish I were in the land of cotton - not polyester.
• I wish there were a cure for your personality.
• Greetings from Hell....wish you were here.