I GUESS I KINDA LOST CONTROL Because In The Middle Of The Play I Ran Up And Lit The Evil Puppet Villain On Fire.

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I GUESS I KINDA LOST CONTROL because in the middle of the play I ran up
and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.

No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the
human emotions which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when
you kill someone for money or something like that. Another emotion is
generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.