Beware The Man Who Makes Cream With His Mouth; He Winds Up Making Butter With His Nose.
Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making
butter with his nose.
-- Babbaluche the cobbler
Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
COWARD -- A man who wakes up with his nose in his wife's armpit and is afraid to open his eyes.
An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes. -- Cato
Throw a lucky man into the sea, and he will come up with a fish in his mouth. -- Arabic proverb
He who has burned his mouth blows his soup.
He who finds his foot... is seldom the one with it in his mouth.
A clown is a clown and will always be a clown. -- Babbaluche the cobble