I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS Would Make A Snowman, Someone Would Always End Up Saying, "Don't Forget The Thick Heavy Brows.

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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always
end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get
embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and
they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.