George Bernard Shaw Once Sent Two Tickets To The Opening Night Of One Of His Plays To Winston Churchill With The Following Note
George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of
his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note:
"Bring a friend, if you have one."
Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he
had a previous engagement. He also attached the following:
"Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one."
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend.
.. if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
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