FORTRAN Rots The Brain. -- John McQuilli
FORTRAN rots the brain.
-- John McQuillin
Cute rots the intellect. -- Garfield
Soldier of Fortra
Quote #39 From the May/June'94 IEEE Institute, an article about John Backus receiving the Draper Prize for having developed Fortra
"Another of Fortran's breakthroughs was the GOTO statement, which was a uniquely simple and understandable means of structuring and modularizing programs....
CVFP: ConVert Fortran to Pascal
FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
Programming contest: Wheel Of FORTRAN
Fortran programmers are down in the dumps.
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