For The Next Hour, WE Will Control All That You See And Hear.
For the next hour, WE will control all that you see and hear.
picture shows a green line] Bart: There's nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust your picture. _We_ are controlling the transmission....
Did you hear that the Pope's next pronouncement on birth control is to be titled "Paul's Epistle to the Fallopians".
However old you are, our probability of death within the next hour is never equal to one
there is therefore no final barrier that we will encounter. -- A Jacquard...
TV: Hear Me Roar, the Network for Women. In the next half-hour, we'll show you how to cut your first-aid bill in half by making your own band-aids.
Marge: Ooh, that's a good idea. TV: Now before we begin, you need five yards of sterilized cotton....
Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control.
Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure to the next higher unit.
Thus we allocate 2 days for a one-hour task. -- Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule...
Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality.
You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone......