Did You Ever Notice That Everyone In Favour Of Birth Control Has Already Been Born? -- Benny Hill
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control
has already been born?
-- Benny Hill
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control.
Benny Hill: The master of the single entendre.
Did you hear that the Pope's next pronouncement on birth control is to be titled "Paul's Epistle to the Fallopians".
'Don't you know what good, clean fun is?' 'No, what good is it?' -- Benny Hill
Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?
He: "If I made love to you, would you yell?" She: "What do you want me to yell?" -- Benny Hill
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...
Bart has been guilty of the following atrocities: Synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots.
Replacing my birth-control pills with Tic-Tacs. -- Mrs....
You ever notice how boogers don't smell?