Did It Ever Occur To You That Fat Chance And Slim Chance Mean The Same Thing?
Did it ever occur to you that fat chance
and slim chance mean the same thing?
Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we drive on "parkways" and park on "driveways"?
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*?
When we say something happened by chance, we really mean we don't know what caused it.
They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down.
..It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values....
Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent. -- Euripide
Homer: Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
Ned: For two more days. [sniff] It becomes Libertarian Party headquarters....
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. -- Fran Lebowitz
We all declare for liberty, but in using the same word we do not all mean the same thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)...