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Coach: Can I Draw You A Beer, Norm? Norm: No, I Know What They Look Like.
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Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
-- Cheers, No Help Wanted
Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.
-- Cheers, No Help Wanted
Coach: How's a beer sound, Norm?
Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
-- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights
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Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps. -- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter Coach
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Coach: How's it going, Norm? Norm: Daddy's rich and Momma's good lookin'.
-- Cheers, Truce or Consequences Sam: What's up, Norm?...
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-- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail Sam: What'd you like, Normie?...