As An Englishman, An Aussie And A Scotsman Are Sitting In A Pub, Quaffing A Few, Three Flies Buzz Down From The Ceiling And Lazily Circle Each Drinker.

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As an Englishman, an Aussie and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub, quaffing
a few, three flies buzz down from the ceiling and lazily circle each drinker.
Suddenly "buzzzzzzzzplooop", each fly does a kamakazi dive into a different
The Englishman take a disgusted look at his pint, dips the fly out
with a spoon, flicks the fly over his shoulder, and drains the glass.
The Aussie notices the fly as he puts the glass to his lips. With
a quick puff he blows the bug out in a cloud of foam, and tosses the beer
down in one gulp.
Then, as they both look on, awestruck, the Scotsman gently grasps the
fly by its wings, lifts it out of his brew and shakes it off. Then, in a
firm voice he speaks to the fly: "There y'are now laddie, safe and sound.