Are You A Parent? Do You Sometimes Find Yourself Unsure As To What To Say In Those Awkward Situations?

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Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more...

Do as I say, not as I do.
Do me a favour and don't tell me about it. I don't want to know.
What did you do *this* time?
If it didn't taste bad, it wouldn't be good for you.
When I was your age...
I won't love you if you keep doing that.
Think of all the starving children in India.
If there's one thing I hate, it's a liar.
I'm going to kill you.
Way to go, clumsy.
If you don't like it, you can lump it.