All Of The People In My Building Are Insane. The Guy Above Me Designs Synthetic Hairballs For Ceramic Cats.

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All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs
synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to
rob a department store... with a pricing gun... She said, "Give me all
of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
-- Stephen Wright