I Went Into A Bar Feeling A Little Depressed, The Bartender Said, "What'll You Have, Bud"?

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I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said,
"What'll you have, Bud"?
I said," I don't know, surprise me".
So he showed me a nude picture of my wife.
-- Rodney Dangerfield