Beer Won't Drive You To Drink.
Beer won't drive you to drink.
IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning -- Women vs. Bee
If they don't want us to drink and drive, we shouldn't need a driver's license to buy beer.
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
SCUD Lite Beer-you have to drink 15 before they hit you.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even put. -- Dean Marti