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• Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner.
  -- The First Commandment for Technicia...
• One of the Ten Commandments for Technicians: (1) Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacito
  lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner....
• The Ten Commandments for Technicians: 1: Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacito
  lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner....
• The Commandments of the EE: 1: Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most embarrassing manner.
  2: Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this earthly vale of tears....
• Quote #33 The 9th Commandment for C Programmers (Annotated
  Henry Spencer) states thus: IX Thy external identifiers shall be unique in the first six characters, though this harsh discipline be irksome and the years of its necessity stretch before thee seemingly without end, lest thou tear thy hair out and go mad on that fateful day when thou desirest to make thy program run on an old system....
• The Ninth Commandment for C programmers: Thy external identifiers shall be unique in the first six characte
  hough this harsh discipline be irksome and the years of its necessity stretch before thee seemingly without end, lest thou tear thy hair out and go mad on that fateful day when thou desirest to make thy program run on an old system....
• Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.
• The Commandments of the EE: 9: Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug
  and thy wife be frustrated and have not further use for thee except for thy wages....
• The Fourth Commandment for C programmers: If thy header files fail to declare them thyself the return types of thy library functio
  hou shalt declare them thyself with the most meticulous care, lest grievous harm befall thy program....