Nasrudin Walked Into A Shop One Day, And The Owner Came Forward To Serve Him.
Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to
serve him. Nasrudin said, "First things first. Did you see me walk
into your shop?" "Of course." "Have you ever seen me before?"
"Never." "Then how do you know it was me?"
Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve him.
Nasrudin said, First things first. Did you see me walk into your shop?...
A man walked into a haberdashery and said to the owner, "Did you just see me come in?
The owner replied, "Yes, sir, I did." "Ahhhh!" the man said....
One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth.
A gallows was erected in front of the city gates....
Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey.
It is out on loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside the stable....