I Went To A Job Interview The Other Day, The Guy Asked Me If I Had Any Questio

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"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any
questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the
speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?

He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work
for him then.
-- Steven Wright