Gerrold's Laws Of Infernal Dynamics: (1) An Object In Motion Will Always Be Headed In The Wrong Direction.

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Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
(1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong
(2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
(3) The energy required to change either one of these states
will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so
much as to make the task totally impossible.