ACCOUNTABILITY, N. The Mother Of Caution. "My Accountability, Bear In Mind," Said The Grand Vizie

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ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

"My accountability, bear in mind,"
Said the Grand Vizier: "Yes, yes,"
Said the Shah: "I do -- 'tis the only kind
Of ability you possess."
Joram Tate
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"