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• Radar: Extremely realistic kind of electronic game often found on larger sailboats.
  -- from "Sailing" by Henry Beard and Roy Mckie...
• Sailing: The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
  -- from "Sailing" by Henry Beard and Roy Mckie...
• Berth: Any horizontal surface whose total area does not exceed one half of the surface area of an average person at re
  onto which at least one liter of some liquid seeps during any 12-hour period, and above which there are not less than 10 kilograms of improperly secured objects....
• Aneroid Barometer: Meteorological instrument which sailors often use to confirm the onset of bad weather.
  Its readings, together with heavy rain, severe rolling, high winds, dark skies, and a deep cloud cover, indicate the presence of a storm....
• Chronometer: Precision instrument which registers sharp impacts by displaying a telltale spiderweb pattern on its glass face
  by the absence of a normal ticking sound when held to the ear, or by the presence of small, loose pieces moving around within its case when shaken....
• Okay, I won't open it until then -- Vice President Dan Quayle after having been presented with an empty box that was to contain a gift from a sailing team in South America.
  He was told that the gift was not ready yet, but that it would be presented to him when they arrived in the United States....
• The Energizer Bunny was arrested! He was charged with BATTERY...
• make -k all to compile everything in the core distribution.
  This will take anywhere from 15 minutes (on a Cray Y-MP) to 12 hours....
• Windows 95 has been operating for 2 hours, 32 minutes.
  No errors reported. CALL GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS NOW!...