Baldrick? Who Gave You Permission To Turn Into An Alsatian?
Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian? Oh
God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream...
-- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
Turnip isn't a rude word, Baldrick. It is if you sit on one.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Ink and Incapability...
Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
.. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic...even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.
-- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
eads) 'Medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement' .
..doesn't sound much like a bee to me... It's an aardvark!...
I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death, would be as nothing compared to five minutes with me.
..and this pencil. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
Baldrick, I gave you two notes. You sent the note asking for a sponge bag to the finest mind in English legal history, and you sent the note requesting legal representation to.
..? (George enters) Well tally-ho, with a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz....
I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...