Your Grandchildren Will Likely Find It Incredible-- Or Even Sinful-- That You Burned Up A Gallon Of Gasoline To Fetch A Pack Of Cigarettes!
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible-- or
even sinful-- that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch
a pack of cigarettes!
-- Dr. Paul MacCready Jr.
Burned, you say? Tha's most inconvenient. A burned novel is like a burned dog.
.. Oh, shut up!! -- Dr Johnson and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
You will live to see your grandchildren.
I'm going to have you wrapped in a U.S. flag and burned personally by the President, in high octane American gasoline!
-- The Firesign Theatre movie, J-Men Foreve...
You have class, Claire! You have class up the butt!! -- Janitor Joe, _A Sinful Life_
You will have a head crash on your private pack.
How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...