You're Guilty As Hell. You Haven't Got A Chance. Why Thankyou Darling.
You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance.
Why thankyou Darling. And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting
-- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Corporal Punishment
Do you know what the penalty is for disobeying orders, Blackadder?
Um...courtmartial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?...
Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
. ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
-- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
Quite frankly sir, I've suspected this for some time.
Clearly Captain Blackadder has been disobeying orders with a breath-taking impertinence....
Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
-- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....
I must say, Captain, I've got to admire your balls!
...Perhaps later. -- Perkins and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...