Babies Do It In Their Pants.
Babies do it in their pants.
How do those guys pee with their pants on backwards?
How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
Normal jeans] These are your pants. [Bell bottoms] These are your pants on drugs.
Now don't do them. -- Denis Leary...
Motherhood is an essential, difficult, and full-time job.
Women who do not wish to be mothers should not have babies. -- Edward Abbey...
Seven: " Dad, where do babies come from?" Al: " Normally, a 6-pack and 2 horny teenage
All babies speak Klingonese.
BABIES: easy to make, hard to deliver.
Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babie
SAAB Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babie