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A Yuppie Wouldn't Salute The Flag If It Wasn't 100 Percent Cotton. -- Mark Russell
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A yuppie wouldn't salute the flag if it wasn't 100 percent cotton.
-- Mark Russell
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Dividing 100 percent responsibility between two people gives each of them ten percent.
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Join my war on technology...send me a FAX. -- Mark Russell
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