You Have To Be Very Careful These Days. If You Get Involved With Somebody You Have To Know Their Health History.

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You have to be very careful these days. If you get involved with somebody
you have to know their health history. The best way to find out is to look
through their medicine cabinet. It tells you what they have, what they
don't have ... With this girl--I opened up the medicine cabinet. It was
empty. I said, "Jeez, I don't know what she's got, but whatever it is,
there ain't no cure for it!"
-- Jack Simmons