You Don't Need To Buy Your Cat Expensive Presents On Its Birthday.
You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday.
Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great deal of money.
The woman who gives herself takes all your time. -- Balzac...
Your children need your presence more than your presents. Jesse Jackso
For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..
Your cat is in great need of being confused.
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room?
Is it real expensive? Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff....
on the phone] Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast!
How old are you? ... [jots it down] Uh huh. And what's your birthday?...
You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat.
Your friends need you.