You Are Old," Said The Youth, "and I'm Told By My Peers That Your Lectures Bore People To Death.

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"You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers
That your lectures bore people to death.
Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year --
Don't you think that you should save your breath?"

"I have answered three questions and that is enough,"
Said his father, "Don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"