Yo. I Ain't Here At The Moment. Leave A Message At That Silly Beep And I'll Get Back.
Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly
beep and I'll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you
cooking? It smells good.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
.. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person....
This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
.. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
.. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....
I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out....
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....
Oriental voice:) Hello, you have reached honorable Chan's residence.
I, Kato, will go and get honorable Chan. (Godzilla scream....
Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ever lost YOUR voice?
Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I'll have a few choice words for him....
Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message....