A Walking Across Town Tonight I Looked Up And Saw A Club Marquee That Said, "Live Nudes.
A Walking across town tonight I looked up and saw a club marquee that said,
"Live Nudes." I thought: Good choice.
-- Tommy Sledge
I came to a movie theater. The marquee just read: "Dyslexia: Movie The." -- Tommy Sledge
I like the old-time diners with names like Eat. But be careful if they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee.
You could end up with a scalded crotch. -- Tommy Sledge...
He thought he saw an Elephant, That practiced on a fife
He looked again, and found it was A letter from his wife....
He thought he saw a Rattlesnake That questioned him in Greek, He looked again and found it was The Middle of Next Week.
'The one thing I regret,' he said, 'Is that it cannot speak!...
I was walking across a bridge one day, and i saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.
o i ran over and said "stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?...
I was in a convenience store. Somebody had blown a hole through every one of the Cheerios.
It wasn't hard to figure who it was--a cereal killer. -- Tommy Sledge...
Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....
Carefull you idiot! I said across her nose, not UP it!
A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....